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"Wash"

For sure the car is the place where I get the best thoughts. In motion I mean, when I go somewhere, is not going down at home to close in a parked vehicle to think about life or a clever solution to avoid paying bills. Then imagine in this heat. The car in motion is something else entirely. With the window open and the air that I get in my face or in the Supreme Goduria shivering from air conditioning, this is the situation here is what I meant. Why are the best thoughts come plentiful but we need another condition: that it is alone in the car. Oh sometimes it happened that one of these to reach me while I was in the company. With my wife for example. But I do not remember thinking it was, his voice calling me repeatedly with more and more sadistic tone down to bring me back to reality, that means that I remember. In any case, it is rather rare episodes. As I said there's usually the best when I'm driving alone. Along the way I do every day, Gaeta-Funds-Funds, gives birth to the Over-the-top thoughts. And do not use in case the word "give birth" because they ultimately do the wonderful thoughts on Samuel "Over-the-top" instead is a bit 'more casual, mostly linked to memories of teen movies. In recent weeks, then I'm giving my best. Just a suitable soundtrack ("soundtrack" for whoever knows little English, "the music that you hear at the movies" for those with Italian tries to make us the balloons) and my mind flies high. But flying so high and fast that sometimes I get tempted to give me a ride, especially when those queues are formed in kilometers that on balance going to gain those walking 20-25 minutes. But "accounts" and "earn" are not very well together in a sentence produced by me in these times. You see that I am not thinking in the car. However, what I really wanted to say is that since now I recognize my car as a privileged place for the mental productions, today I decided to look after and wash. Now, for those used to bring the car wash your car as tell you soon will be of little interest to the best cases, a fantasy tale in cases slightly worse.

Theories and techniques of cleaning do-it-yourself car large.

Material: shampoo car (but it's good enough for the hair, preferably anti-dandruff), sponge (usatene one reserved for the specific purpose to avoid unpleasant itching in the shower), hand (preferably with long hairs), and water at will.
On balance the cost of a washing equipment to the range from 0.5 cents to 1 €, including water consumption, excluding start-up costs for the purchase of products.
I am very lucky because I can use running water through a hose, but the result is also obtained by bucket. Of course it will take a little 'longer.
The clothing of the car washers do-it-yourself is crucial. In summer, the experience will be vastly more pleasant wearing the bare minimum of respect for public morality. It is true that by choosing the coolest hours of the day you will also face the added risk that mosquitoes will not lose this opportunity to poke your polpaccetti wetted by water. In the colder periods of the year select only sunny days to avoid freezing of the limbs. In the case of irrevocable need to wash your car in cold days, carry a bottle of rum or other alcohol content spirits of your liking. In this case, keep it well away from the bottle of shampoo.
If you inadvertently used rum instead of shampoo, rinse immediately with plenty of water on the body or pour two buckets of pear juice. Depending on your taste.
In case you have accidentally ingested anti-dandruff shampoo, proceed to the nearest emergency room or, if you have small children, to improvise a show of bubbles until all the liquid in the body. If you are a smoker the procedure to make beautiful and durable bubbles is the same as that used for making rings of smoke.

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